| Sunday, November 13, 2005 |
| things that make you go hmm |
~ when you realize that the pale yellow caulking around the toilet in your washroom isn't really yellow caulking
~ when you find nasty squiggly hair... inside your guitar case
~ when you eat a truckload of fibre-ous products and don't have to go
~ when you ignore getting up to go pee in the middle of the night cause the house is cold and to decide to hold it in till morning and wake up in the morning with no need to pee (and yes the sheets are dry and still white)
~ why Pirate oatmeal Peanut butter cookies are called Pirate oatmeal peanut butter cookies
~ why people try to ruin ur pirate cookies by saying that the peanut butter has traces of rat feces in there
~ why rats would ever want to drop feces in something so good as peanut butter |
posted by DarrenGene @ 1:06 PM  |
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The nasty squiggle hair in guitar case is by far the most spine-tingling.
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what happened to my COMMENT
DARREN IS CENSORING PEOPLE
BOYCOTT DARREN WONG'S BLOG CAUSE THE PEOPLE DON'T GET THEIR VOICES HEARD!
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omfgwtfbbq you found pubes in your guitar case?! thats disgusting. why would you even do such a thing darren..
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as title suggests i don't know how where or who these things come from and how they wind up in my guitar case. Nah im not censoring everybody. just peter. Big brother is watching
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guy that is sick. i'd give that a good hosedown and sanitizing mang.
also, i'm glad they would put feces in those peanut butter cookies because peanut butter is the work of the enemy...to me at least.
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This post is pretty funny, Darren. I laughed out loud.
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The nasty squiggle hair in guitar case is by far the most spine-tingling.