Monday, February 13, 2006
ahem
now a message for all the haters out there: Stop hating. M.K.'s been through a lot this past week and I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate... WE wouldn't appreciate her good name being tossed out with trash. So I beseech you. If you have something negative to say about M.K. just remember that she can skate well and you can't. She can proudly call herself an Olympian and you can't. She's won countless medals in countless competitions and you haven't. So don't hate. Appreciate. She's invited us on a magical journey this past decade in an exploration of beauty, art, and form. Instead of throwing hate and slander, we need to be hurling bouquets of love and sincere appreciation in her direction for the wonderful show, the dizzying but beautiful adventure of ups and downs, and all arounds that is michelle kwan's skating career. Besides, I'm taking down tabs of who's hating and on our wedding day, haters will be left out in the cold. Yep. You'll just have to drop off the china set and the fondu set with the bouncer at the door and get on with your merry way. But anyways, in celebration of the journey that is m.k., a video montage with a coincidentally appropriate tune for this exchange running in the background to soften your calloused hearts. Raindrops will fall suckers. Oh they'll fall.



And if that didn't do it for you, you need to get your eyes checked and schedule a heart transplant for that lump of coal you call a heart that sits inside your ribcage. Peas to the lovers. I wish NO PEAS to the haters.
posted by DarrenGene @ 11:14 PM  
8 Comments:
  • At 12:01 AM, Blogger kev said…

    you spelt beseech wrong. But that's okay, I'm not entirely sure i spelt it right either.

     
  • At 12:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    if i wanted beef i would have gone to burger king.

    everyone simmer down, zeen

     
  • At 12:27 PM, Blogger Melody said…

    i like michelle kwan.

     
  • At 5:45 PM, Blogger JL said…

    this is by far the most passionate post ever written by the Appo. haters beware, dar benches more than chris bosh.

     
  • At 7:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    there's a sport that involves skating that doesn't hafta do with hockey??? WHOA! craziness! haha... i wish i could sympathize but i don't watch figure skating...or Team USA for that matter...

     
  • At 2:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    mk = mortal kombat

    -j tran

     
  • At 11:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    mortall kombattttttttt!! i can hear the song in my head...

     
  • At 12:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    darren.. man.

    remind me to go work out wit u when we get back cuz u definitely need sum testosterone infused back into you guy.

    aites

     
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