| Wednesday, January 25, 2006 |
| do you believe in magic? |
David Copperfield in one of his latest illusions plans to impregnate a virgin through immaculate conception on stage for the world to see: Source. I like where David's going with this. I mean, he's got a pretty impressive resume of past tricks...he moved the statue of liberty, escaped out of alcatraz, flew, but i guess he was running out of ideas so he decided to check out the bible and duplicate some of the miracles that have taken place there for some inspiration. I mean, c'mon now, impregnating a virgin without touching her sounds like a pretty neat idea. Too bad we already figured out how to do that through in-vitro fertilization but hey, can't knock dave for thinking of what seems to be a pretty neat trick. What Dave needs to do is find a way to not only impregnate a girl on stage without touching her or shooting any bodily fluids in her direction, but to use his "magic" to speed up the labour process so she gets knocked up AND gives birth to a healthy baby on stage, have the baby grow somemore and witness the horrors of puberty, the horrors of the midlife crisis, grow old and die all within the one hour TV special time slot. Then and only then will I become a member of his fanclub.
and in other news I read that FRIENDS, yep the main cast of FRIENDS is coming back for 4 one hour special timeslots. And in addtion, yes they're doing another spinoff. This time with Ross, Joey, and Chandler. To these news events I have but one thing I'd like to point out: Apollo Creed in Rocky 4 came out of retirement much after his prime to fight an exhibition match against unknown Soviet Union champion, Ivan Drago only to die on the mat. How many times does Apollo have to die over and over again until we get the point?
RIP Apollo Creed.
Ironic quote the day before his last match: "Maybe you don't know what I'm talking about now, but believe me you will when it's over. You will when it's over." |
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Have You Had your Break Today?
nice mcd's quote.
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Have You Had your Break Today?
nice mcd's quote.