| Saturday, April 01, 2006 |
| the better than the furniture sale.... |
The Better than the furniture sale!. Since all of the furniture has been claimed I've decided to put the REAL goods on the market. We're talking about the items that i was real hesitant to put on the market but now i'm learning to let go so...here goes. Remember, first come first serve. I can't reserve anything for anybody cause that won't be fair.
It's a Goldshlager bottle that's 5/6 full. It's lost its novelty on me. I just don't think drinking gold flakes is cool anymore. I just don't feel any richer after taking a sip. But hey, if you love gold jewellery and gold plated scorpions and golddiggers, goldfingers and goldmembers, and u've got a heart of gold than it's time to add to the collection. Price: I'll trade you for your gold jewellery
it's a dragon boat medal that i "earned" two years ago, cept i'm as deserving of that medal as you are cause i was sick on race day... and missed most practices. Now you have the opportunity to live the lie and tell all your friends with this medal that u were on a dragonboat team and placed in competition! Price: Priceless. I mean chicks dig medal winners, right? You're practically an Olympian with this sucker around your neck. Good Luck fighting off the cougars.
moldy grapes that have been a staple fixture on our coffeetable since december. Like violins, grapes appreciate in value. They're practically growing you furcoats. Buy em while they're still cheap! Price: $10
it's an epson stylus c60 kids. Buy it while it's still hot! Price: $20
the "if there's ever a fire use this to go out ur window" chain. Hasn't been used yet. Price: Since this'll save your life, just save mine one time and we'll call it even
a different tune for a different mood. Let my CD collection take YOU back in a journey thru time. I've got what you need! Price: the whole CD tower consisting of over 60 CDs for the low low price of $50. Cmon freaking starcraft's there too and that's classssic!
Bruce doesn't say much but those words right there will get u thru some long nites of procrastination. Even now he's speaking to me. Telling me to finish up this blog and work on that essay. Let Bruce be the kick in your can! Price: $1
i don't even like playing guitar. worst investment ever
i keeeeed i keeeeed. I'm married to this piece of wood. however, i'll consider playing "trading partners" if your partner's name is Macbook Pro.
ericson viola. I'll set you up on a date with this dreamboat! Don't pass this one up! He's a keeeeper girls (and as we speak there are already a list of gurls vying for this hottie's attention, don't miss the boat or ur name's angry tang ;p Price: dinner for a week |
posted by DarrenGene @ 6:25 PM  |
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it's funny how if i change the original post, like i've done, it's not ME who looks bad necessarily with the lack of comments...but you!
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who on earth would ever wanna drink goldschlagers?!? we should collect all our nasty alcohol and mix them together to see how gross it is... i still have my baileys.
i don't NEED a date with ericson. i OWN him already.
i want those fruity-looking erasers on the top of your desk!
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so it begins...the blogging wars
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ahahahahahahahahaha how come that ricson picture looks so fuzzy tho??
and...hahahahahahahah...angry tang? angie tang?? angry tang??...why is she angry?? is it just to make her angry??? or is it cuz she's inherently angry???... ahahahaha
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can i lay a claim on that dbr medal? i'm sure boys like girls with medals too! .. oh wait. i already have two that i earned the legit way. scrap that then! i wonder if you leave the bottle cap open for your alkie if it'll all dissolve and then you'll be left with gold.
hm....
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it's funny how if i change the original post, like i've done, it's not ME who looks bad necessarily with the lack of comments...but you!