Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Bodyboarding is fun. But surfing tops the list. In two years I will become the next Kelly Slater. Now to end this short thought.
posted by DarrenGene @ 5:02 AM   0 comments
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
slag!
i didn't get a chance to get my camera out in time for my pet gecko who lives behind the oven but i did get this big nasty who i sent for a lil ride over the balcony. For errrbody complaining about mosquitos or spiders and flies in their houses sit dem cheeks back down and cry me a river. I've checked my apartment inch to inch and there's no way that these hellspawn can get in here yet here they are.


here's the little demonic bugger, trapped under my 1 Litre Beer Mug. Chirpping away like a grasshopper. Think I heard a faint scream as i sent him over the balcony. Hope he runs back and tells his cronies to leave me the hell alone. Pet gecko's so freaked out that he doesn't come out of hiding anymore behind his home, the oven... cept when he's flipping kickflips into 720 varials off the counter

my llittle guy all grown up. It's hard to let go sometimes



For the love of all that is good and just, where are you jackassess with ur 6 shooters? Stop admiring ur rayban clad rico sauve selves in the mirror and do like the matrix and light my darkest hour
posted by DarrenGene @ 5:23 AM   4 comments
Sunday, August 20, 2006
back in black





yep pictured above is the new whip. Half the horses as the other black sedan back home but who cares? i got my own whip! It took 2 days in a small office to finally get my name etched out onto the pink slip and now it's donezo. Now that she's all mine, I'm getting all overprotective, parking farther away in lots if it means that i'm less likely to get my doors nicked by the next guy, pressing the lock button on my key an extra 3 times...just in case the intial honk telling me that my car is locked was all part of my imagination. But at the same time, i've got a feeling it's only a matter of time before some jackass decides to claim ownership on my whip (honda civics are the most common targets of autotheft here in hawaii) or some pretentious punk decides that it's not enuf that he's got citizenship in the island, but needs a big fat H on a chain around his neck...My H! to let the world know where he's from.

Some other random facts:

~ School starts up on the 21st but doesn't get heavy really until two weeks later so until then, daily trips are in order to the north shore to work out the bodyboard.
~ I've got geckos in my room and i can't killem cause they're so bloody fast on their feet and then they run and hide in crevices where i can't get em. But i'll let em live cause they look funkadelic in their neon colors plus they're saving me large on my car insurance. Now the beetles in my apartment are another story.
~ Harmful exposure to intense UV rays have officially killed the farmer in my tan. Now I'm just tanned. More basian than asian
posted by DarrenGene @ 6:45 AM   3 comments
Thursday, August 10, 2006
not everything's paradise
despite the great sights and the chilllen times, not everything's paradise up in here. I got caught in some bureacractic redtape the past week and the result is now I have to fly back to Vancouver to get things straightened out. Here's the full story:

When crossing thru customs in vancouver, with student papers and visa information in hand, the customs agent waived me through before I had a chance to show him my papers. Because I was travelling with my folks, he assumed that we were all tourists (neglected to check that one of the boarding passes had no return flight). I'm like, ok that's fine. If I don't have to show my papers then I guess I'm okay. Upon arrival into Honolulu I paid a visit to the International Student Center to let them no I was in town but apparently I was missing a crucial document: a 3 by 5 little cuecard with my name on it stamped in redink that I should have received at the border, but because the customs agent thought I was a tourist and not a student, I received no such cuecard. After pleading my case with the director, with the immigrations officer, Homeland security, and the Canadian embassy, I now have to return to Vancouver just to walk thru the gate one more time.

Because of shoddy instructions, an unwatchful customs agent, and a history of everyone telling me to say as little as possible and be cool when crossing borders, I have to fly back, on my parents' dime, so i can fly back in...just with a little 3 by 5 index card. But if anything, i worked it out so that i'm going to spend a couple nights in vancity with my bro so i can at least make the trip somewhat worthwhile, but dayum. Homeland security is tight, unforgiving, and unapologetic. This is my rant for the day.
posted by DarrenGene @ 4:27 PM   5 comments
Sunday, August 06, 2006
son of a beach

Past few days I've finally had the opportunity to have some fun. Got a chance to hit up the beaches (waikiki which is the ash bridges bay equivalent in the downtown core and waimea bay which is where the waves get purty large during the winter season). Did up some snorkelling with one of my new new moms and her fam at waimea yesterday which was pretty crazy. Eyeballed some pretty colourful...oops my bad..I'm in the US now... I mean "colorful" fish as well as some big mother scary ones hiding in the underwater caves. One of the guys that I was with swam out a little too far and was carried out to sea by the current but because hes got a healthy voicebox, he managed to get the attention of a couple of guys from the Navy who swam out and pulled him back into shore. Poor kid was the butt of everyone's jokes for the day. But yea, trying to getting as much beach time before school starts in a few weeks. Doing up some boogie boarding later on in the afternoon so that should be goodtimes (slowly workng myself up the difficulty ladder of watersports). hmmm other things i saw: I hiked to the top of the Diamondhead crater which is a huge mountain overlooking oahu, visited kualoa ranch which was the movie site for jurassic park, godzila, mighty joe young, Hurley's golf course from Lost and some other flicks, and yah a whole bunch of other touristry things

But yeah, sides from the funtimes, according to US customs, I don't exist cause i neglected to show them my student visa when I was crossing the border (because they didn't ask for it) and because of my stupidness I might have to fly back to vancouver and do it all over again but here's hoping that i won't have to. But it's the waiting game for now. So here's some more random pictures of the past few days. Peaaaas!


along the ala wai blvd


looking out from the diamondhead. I gotta stop making that stoopid face


from the top of diamonhead


on the godzilla set and again with the stoopid face
posted by DarrenGene @ 3:37 PM   2 comments
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
i'm home!


Four days in everything’s pretty much been all work and no play signing leases, opening accounts, and stopping pedestrian traffic with camera in hand (along with the thousands of other foreigners from Japan). Cell phone’s been ringing off the hook but they’re all my mom’s old HK school friends (cause everybody that went to HK apparently went to the same school) and UH alumni-mates checking up on us taking us out for dinner, lunch, and everything in between. Cell phone directory’s filling up pretty fast but all the entries begin with "auntie", which might be a good thing that I have a bunch of my mom’s friends watching out for me or a really bad thing that I have a bunch of my mom’s friends watching out for me. I haven’t decided yet. But most of the bureaucratic bidness is taken care of so I’m going to have some time in the weeks to come to hit the beaches and the malls. But anyways, here’s a quick update:

I’ve secured my apartment and it’s a beaut: block and a half away from campus, in a real quiet residential neighbourhood in the manoa valley. There’s a real nice breeze that comes over the mountains which make for cool nights and breezy days. Have 3 mango trees growing around me and although they’re a bit stringy, they’re real sweet. There’s wild blossoms everywhere as well as parrots that visit my neighbourhood. Frequent but short downpours make for lots of rainbows. And lots of rainbows make for lots of pots of gold which is probably why the cost of living is high. Downside is that it might be a little too quiet and there’s no room for noise in this community (no love for the tak =().

But yeah everything here is stone cold stunning. From the trees to the view to the peeps. I’ve heard that Toronto has a little bit of a reputation for some real burners but mang you just don’t know tdot, you just don’t know! If anything there’s a higher frequency for burners and many of the mixed, dark skinned, breed. Mix that with what we call here the “aloha spirit” which means out with the snobiness and in with the hospitality and we’ve got ourselves a lil love potion number 5 or combo number 5 or mambo number 5, depending on the appetitie. Guarantee you I’m going to have neck problems after a week.

Miss yall still tho! Next time we all meet I might be more Samoan than chinky, yah? Yaaaahhhh. Aloha nui loa (much love).
posted by DarrenGene @ 3:01 PM   2 comments
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